Every now and then while Justin and I are sitting on the couch watching TV or movies, or especially while I'M watching TV and HE'S playing video games, I'll just start drawing on him. He's used to it by now. On this particular occasion, I drew a picture on his back so that he couldn't see it.

Not a dick, but Justin thinks it is.

With the two big ears and the long nose, he was dead convinced that I drew a penis on his back! When I started drawing the little hairs on his head, he was all, "Nooo, don't give it hairy balls!" A night of giggles ensued!

Child's Wolverine Halloween mask + butter knives + Justin = one happy dork.

Chubverine, Defender of the Kitchen.

Snikt snikt, bub!

Justin has a wide array of weapons and costumes at his disposal. Not all of them are his. In fact, most of them are mine. But that doesn't stop him from using them in his own creative fashion.

Fedora Ninja wants YOU to rock out.

Disclaimer: I use the words "creative" and "fashion" very loosely.

Justin posing like the mighty warrior he was pretending to be. Decked out in my furry hat and a throw rug, he sure cuts a striking figure.