For Christmas last year, my mom got Justin an umbrella with a handle in the shape of a sword hilt. It was pretty awesome, and Justin totally loved it. He wanted to show her how much he liked it, but since she lives in a different state, we don't get to see her very often. So he took this picture and posted it on her Facebook in the one way he knew to truly express his gratitude: by wielding his weapon like an ornery orc.

"Thanks for the Swordbrella, Frosty! I freaking love it! And you! TTFN!"

Yes, my mom's name is Frosty. And yes, he actually wrote "TTFN."

P.S. He's wearing my t-shirt again! The same shirt from the Fedora Ninja picture.

He's the queen of the ball.

Based on a true story. And when I say "based on a true story," I don't mean Hollywood "based on a true story," I mean this happened line for line, dance move for dance move, complete with smiley-face boxers and all.